The Christmas Song

Here is my contribution to the Tea Room Challenge. I hope you enjoy.

This is sung to the tune of Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire (The Christmas Song). 

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The Christmas Song
(aka A Brat Carol)

My butt's roasting like an open fire, 
Tears are dripping down my nose, 
Pleas sung louder and higher, 
Pushing off using my toes. 

Everybody knows a paddle applied staccato 
Will help to make my bottom bright. 
My loving top with his eyes all a-glow, 
Will make it hard for me to sleep tonight. 

I know that more is on the way; 
He gave me extra to ensure that I obey
With every other swat he is going to try, 
To see if he can really make me fly. 

And so I'm offering this simple phrase, 
To brats from one to ninety-two, 
Although it's been said many times, many ways, 
Don't disobey if you know what's good for youuuuuuu

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